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There's a statue?

HAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S HILARIOUS! IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME.

HEEEEEEY, KAZAMA! I BROUGHT THE SAKE! ARE YOU IN THERE? COME OUT AND SAY HELLO! I'M JUST GOING TO STAND OUT HERE AND SING UNTIL YOU DO!

[Hereafter follows a very loud, very badly pronounced version of 'Happy Birthday' in English. You get the feeling he's making the verses up as he goes along.]